Heyyyyyy! Happy birthday!
I hope your day is going good so far.
Even though this moment is the last.
Part of the day I’ll consider “your day.”
Uh, here’s a gift – just for you!
I put in the considerable amount of time.
I hope you shop where everyone shops.
Here’s a gift card to Target, Walmart, Amazon?
I guess it matters that you made it around.
The sun just one more time. Cheers!
Hello! (What’s his name?) How are you?
It’s been so long since I last saw you.
I must’ve been what… Five? Six? Or seven?
Do you still just remember me for my slobber?
I got a gift for you even though I don’t know you.
But you know everything about my childhood.
I guess my mother couldn’t stay off Facebook.
Oh, yeah, that cool trip to California I took?
That was like over five years ago…
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